Pimple-popping Perfection! (Try saying that five times fast)

I was plucking my eyebrows tonight, and I noticed that I had some zits that needed popping. I tried to do it with my forefingers, but my nails were too short to get the P.U.S.- Purely Uber-fascinating Stuff- out. I decided to be resourceful and gave the popping a try with my tweezers. The pus still wasn't coming out, but I started to get some nice redness in the areas I was "experimenting" on. Anyways, I tried popping them naturally again and, lo and behold, the pus came right out! It was as easy as taking berries from a Jackson. Anyways, the process was a beautiful thing- I guess tweezers coax the pus up so it can come onto your oily little fingers! Or maybe the DNA remnants from eyebrow hairs just magnetically attract pus. Isn't that cool? Now I just need to find a way to get rid of zits altogether...